Illustration by award winning water colorist, Thom Glace Rainbow trout [Oncorhynchus mykiss], brown trout [Salmo trutta], and brook trout, which is a char [Salvelinus fontinalis]. Images used with permission.
The world is going nuts, and psychiatrists worldwide believe the lack of fly fishing shows is the underlying cause
Fortunately, and as of this date, January 2, 2022, the 2022 Virginia Fly Fishing & Wine Festival remains scheduled for therapy on January 15-16, 2022. In addition, the Fly Fishing Shows for Marlborough, MA [January 21, 22 & 23, 2022]; Edison, NJ [January 28, 29 & 30, 2022], and Atlanta, GA [February 4, 5, 2022] are all on schedule for treating mental stress disorders caused by the absence of fly fishing shows in 2021.
Each show will provide, by osmosis, transcranial magnetic stimulation, vagus nerve stimulation, psychotherapeutic treatments including psychotherapy, behavior therapy techniques, hypnotherapy, and three, opportunities to go to the casting pond, unattended, and cast the newest and greatest fly rods ever made by man or machine.
Terms of a medical guarantee
To secure your guarantee of regaining a state of mental joy, you have to attend at least one full day at a fly fishing show of your choice. Second, you must spend at least $200 on some fly fishing paraphernalia you must have but don’t need. This compliance will keep you mentally fit until at least opening day or hooking a bonefish this winter.
Note: The Fly Fishing Shows of Denver, CO; Pleasanton, CA; and Lancaster, PA, also on the schedule.
For complete information on the therapy sessions scheduled for 2022, contact:
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