Needing to be in charge is a one way ticket to losing touch
By Skip Clement with Capt. Andrew Derr
Adhering to the following guidelines will assure that you, your fellow angler, and your guide will have a productive day of fishing, learn a lot, and enjoy a few laughs.
- Believe your ego is helping the guide find more fish.
- Instruct the guide on fly fishing things you know more about than anyone.
- Your guide will appreciate being told how they should do their job.
- Disregard what a guide tells you about what fly to use, ignore casting advice, and don’t listen to advice on how to swim the fly or anything related to hook setting.
- Never let a guide retie your leader. Blame your knot failure on anybody but yourself.
- Never arrive at the dock rigged up. It’s better to waste time. Keep your rod in the tube.
- Be sure to tell your guide about your religious beliefs and tell them about your political agenda and sexual proclivities.
- Be sure to lie when asked how much you fly fish and how good a caster you are – knowing they’ll never discover you’re full of sh@t.
Thom Glace, the award winning watercolorist’s commissioned striper is one of the best illustrations of Morone saxatilis.
Here’s a great way to trick guides into finding out where to fish
I want to tell my spouse where we’ll fish today so he can follow my trip.
‘Where are we going to fish today?’ I mean from the marina.’
True Story
‘He arrived at the dock in chest waders, a sport coat, a fly rod in its tube, and a big smile. There was no sign of a hat or sunglasses, just a brown bag assumed to be lunch. His smile brought to mind the comedy of the Three Stooges but packaged as one. I joined my new client in a smile with an added hearty chuckle. A picture never to be forgotten.’ —- Anonymous
If having a guide or tipping one is different from what you are about. Go DIY
Rent a boat or buy a skiff. Be sure, in either case, that your captain’s license is up to date. Remember that you need coverage if someone gets hurt or you wreck. Have your Garmin or equal on board, and that it covers the water you are about to fish for the first or second time. You need to know where the danger lies (rocks, constricted inlets, outcroppings, shallow locations). Ensure your mechanical and electrical skills are sufficient to troubleshoot a breakdown.
How to win friends and influence guides
If you follow a pro guide in your rented skiff, or new one that you bought, they’ll be glad to share what took them years to learn. Be sure to see them afterward and share your day with them. You’ll be ‘so’ welcome.
I just remembered you must buy a trailer, pay for storage, gas/oil, and repair bills.
Okay, you’re not an idiot
A pro guide can cost $750 to $1,200, plus a tip, for a day of fishing. You pay and walk away. You may have made a connection with clout. In season, the best guides are usually booked. Book again, and you get ‘regular’ status. You know an excellent guide, and they know you. You will get smarter faster than DIY.
A regular
Regular is like this: ‘Hey, Jane, it’s Carl. You might want to cancel Friday. A front is moving in and will make the water too rough. Call me back to reschedule. I’ll find a spot for you and your son.’
Or
‘Hey, Jane, it’s Carl. I can find a spot for you and your son this weekend; the fishing is fantastic and should last for a while. Call me back. I have people waiting, so let me know ASAP.’
Capt. Andrew Derr:
Fly Fishing
Spin Fishing
Bait fishing trips for kids and families
Fly Tying
Casting Lessons
Phone: 212-495-9062
Email: lionthefly@optonline.net
Greenport, NY 11944